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A Goodbye to Our Movie Reviewer

We’re sad to say a farewell to our movie reviewer, The Undead Review. He’s stumbled off to work on some future projects & we wish him luck.

Create Your Own Story Machine

Create Your Own Story Machine

Emma Audsley:

Write this down!

Originally posted on Presents of Mind:

If I was sitting in a motel room, air conditioner on, curtains closed, pouring those single-serving bottles of vodka over ice and watching you pace, I’d tell you to use this cheap and dirty method to get a story up and running only when you’re desperate, tearing out your hair for an idea. Like right now, maybe.

Let’s face it.…

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Preview - Fangoria #332

Preview – Fangoria #332

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Fangoria 332

We’re going to be starting a new feature here at The Horrifically Horrifying Horror Blog, a preview of the monthly masterpiece that is Fangoria so you can get a little taste of each month’s features.  I can’t help but love Fangoria. Since I was a little zombie just getting my teeth wet with the likes of new found friends such as Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Kruger, Pinhead, and my…

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Macabre Movie Reviews - Undead or Alive

Macabre Movie Reviews – Undead or Alive

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Undead or Alive 27 x 41 Poster.indd

When Apace warrior Geronimo was captured by the U.S. Army it was said he created a powerful potion called the White Man’s Curse, something that may have the power to resurrect the dead.

What an adventure being a zombie in the old west must have been, riding across the barren landscape on my undead steed (sure he can’t move very fast but I never have to feed him), devouring unlucky pioneers as…

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Movie Review - Blood Dolls

Movie Review – Blood Dolls

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When Virgil Travis, an eccentric billionaire with a peculiar deformity, is the victim of a betrayal that cost him millions of dollars he doesn’t get mad…he gets even, and he uses three blood thirsty dolls in order to carry out his vengeance.

What is it about dolls that scare people? Child’s Play, Puppet Master, Demonic Toys, all movies about killer dolls (or sometimes toys) terrorizing a…

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Macabre Movie Reviews - Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

Macabre Movie Reviews – Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

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A university professor makes the mistake of befriending the school janitor, who in turn makes the mistake of sharing something he stole from said professor with his “date” for the night, who in turn makes the mistake of sharing the same substance with her friend, the result… a desperate group of survivors from all walks of life intent on surviving what looks to be the end of the world.

Has it…

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A Place For Sinners by Aaron Dries.

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A Place for Sinners by Aaron Dries.

306 pages

Samhain Publishing May 2014.

Aaron Dries novel A Place for Sinners from Samhain Publishingis a real travelogue of horror. It starts with a child, Amity Collins, penned into a dark cave by feral dogs, helpless and static like the transistor radio that she carries around. The monsters never really leave after that; as much as the light never fully…

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Macabre Movie Reviews - Bad Milo!

Macabre Movie Reviews – Bad Milo!

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When Duncan’s stress level becomes too much for him to handle he grows a stress demon inside his body that causes severe stomach problems, one that enters and exits (and enters again) through his ass.

I honestly feel for poor Duncan constantly having to discuss his stomach issues and having everyone around him constantly bother him about it. As a member of the living dead I am constantly asked…

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Macabre Movie Reviews - Monsters

Macabre Movie Reviews – Monsters

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A beaten down photojournalist and a rich American’s daughter must traverse a Mexican American border overrun by giant alien creatures in a not too distant future.

There was one huge flaw in this movie that I just didn’t really understand, why so many people are still going to Mexico if half the damn country is overrun by giant monsters. People don’t go to Mexico now because of a rampant and…

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Macabre Movie Reviews - Dollman vs Demonic Toys

Macabre Movie Reviews – Dollman vs Demonic Toys

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What happens when three movies combine to do a bit of a recap with an extra story thrown into the mix…surprisingly enough, a really fun movie. When Brick Bardo (the foot tall policeman from another world known as The Dollman) goes looking for Nurse Ginger (a woman shrunk to Brick’s size by a space alien), the evil Demonic Toys decide to butt in for a little recreation. Combines the films Dollman

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Adventures in Independent Publishing: Part 1

Adventures in Independent Publishing: Part 1

Emma Audsley:

Good info for those who want to self-publish…from the adorable Craig Saunders! He’s a jolly nice chap :)

Originally posted on cmsaunders:

The New Punk Rock

Last month, I finally joined the swelling ranks of the independently published. I’d thought about it long and hard, but in the end it was a pretty easy decision to make. I was tired of greedy, clueless, often unethical…

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Blaze McRob & Women in Horror.

Blaze McRob & Women in Horror.

Your new best friend.

I received a notification whilst on Facebook a few days ago that I was tagged in a post & the first few words named me, ironically being a somewhat bizarre day I still clicked onto it.

Blaze McRob had written a piece on his site. It was all about me. Now, people who know me personally often find me a little different to my usual ‘horror geek’ appearance, Blaze is now one of those. I’m honoured…

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Site Changes

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Just a quick note to let you know we’re reworking the menu system to make the site a little easier to use.

Please bear with us! We’ll get there!

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RETURN OF THE PHANTOM CLOWNS (WEIRD BUT TRUE)

RETURN OF THE PHANTOM CLOWNS (WEIRD BUT TRUE)

Emma Audsley:

Any thoughts?

Originally posted on The SPIRIT Seekers:

by S.M. Belekurov

As the name suggests, and it catches our attention right away for that very reason, these are clowns who show up, usually interact with children, and then disappear without a trace. In Coleman’s highly enjoyable “Mysterious America,” he reminds us that the Pied Piper of Hamelin tale likely has some basis in…

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Zombie Zoo - Interview with Jason Voorhees

Zombie Zoo – Interview with Jason Voorhees

There are few names in the world of horror that bring as much fear as the name Jason Voorhees. The at some times sack clothed, sometimes hockey masked, and sometimes rotting zombie Jason has terrorized the world for years, constantly finding new ways to scare new audiences (though some of these attempts have resulted in absolute hysterics, take Jason Xfor example, Jason in space…who didn‘t see…

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